Ze "It's all a figment of my imagination" Lair

[skeeball]

Court!!  

When are you going to come back to the Lou and meet my beautiful boyfriend???

[LaneSwerver]

..........................Lane?!??!?!


AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

WHAT ELSE HAVE I MISSED?!?!?

Hey, baby! How are you?

[LaneSwerver]

I'm experiencing an LSD flashback.

Am I seeing trails? 

No. I have gas.

[Court]

Court!! 

When are you going to come back to the Lou and meet my beautiful boyfriend???

The one you're living in sin with?

I'm sorry. Pres made me say it. 

And I NEED TO COME BACK TO THE LOU! I miss it. And you!

[Court]

Hey, baby! How are you?

I had my gallbladder chopped out!!

Cool, huh?

But other than that, same old same old.

Glad to see you are still sucking air! I assume people are dead when I'm not talking to them directly, you see.

[LaneSwerver]

Well, no, I still wet my pants, but just for funsies.

I have to take them back and get the correct size, I'm afraid. 

Don't flatter yourself, now...

[Court]

Well, no, I still wet my pants, but just for funsies.

I have to take them back and get the correct size, I'm afraid. 

Don't flatter yourself, now...

He needs a pair that will fit his package.

So basically, pants the size of Texas.

[LaneSwerver]

Hey, baby! How are you?

I had my gallbladder chopped out!!

Cool, huh?

But other than that, same old same old.

Glad to see you are still sucking air! I assume people are dead when I'm not talking to them directly, you see.

Sucking wind is more like it. Glad to hear about your gallbladder. I believe I received it in the mail awhile back, but I thought it was ham salad. Had I known it was yours, I would've kept it off the bread.

[Court]

Yes, it is indeed 2005 again.

Awesome.

 

[LaneSwerver]

Well, no, I still wet my pants, but just for funsies.

I have to take them back and get the correct size, I'm afraid. 

Don't flatter yourself, now...

He needs a pair that will fit his package.

So basically, pants the size of Texas.

Right.

"It's the pleats...there's a problem in the crotchal region...I'm taking these back to the pants store now...don't act like you're not impressed."