I have decided....
1) I am too nice. WAY WAY WAY too nice.
2) I don't sleep nearly enough. As in maybe 5 hours combined over the past 5 days. This is probably bad somehow.
3) I hate people. Especially THOSE people.
4) Predator could so pwn Alien and his acidblood in a fight with his glowyblood and techicgoodishness.
5) I have now hexed the progeny of anyone who came into contact with my laptop while it has been "IN REPAIR" for a cracked screen for the past BLOODY MONTH. I WANT IT BACK YESTERDAY. NOT NEXT MONDAY.
6) I am going to the gym before I punch out a wall.
1. yes, you are. start being mean to people.
2. sleep is for the weak.
3. me too. but not just THOSE people. all people.
4. the real solution is that they kill each other and we turn them into stew.
5. what about progeny that they will have in the future? what if they have those progeny with you?
6. no you aren't.