Ze "It's all a figment of my imagination" Lair

[bruin]

2L is less "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF" than 1L was. At least according to my associates.

And I have to go to class, chitlins. Y'all have a great afternoon 

 

[LaneSwerver]

What are you trying to say?

[LaneSwerver]

What are you trying to say?

I'm making out with a bearded lady.

That's truly wonderful. I'm glad you've reached nirvana.

[LaneSwerver]

What are you trying to say?

I'm making out with a bearded lady.

That's truly wonderful. I'm glad you've reached nirvana.

hi! 

Whale oil beef hooked!

There you are! I've been looking for ya!

[LaneSwerver]

My semi-girlfriend told me today that she misses her ex.

 

That's jacked up. You must really suck!

[LaneSwerver]

I've been here waiting 

Ok not really I've been in bed.

How are things?

You've been in bed for a week? Are you sick?

[LaneSwerver]

I've been here waiting 

Ok not really I've been in bed.

How are things?

You've been in bed for a week? Are you sick?

no for like 20 minutes  I wish I'd been in bed for a week

Chica says hello!

Hello to her, as well. Where is she?

[LaneSwerver]

I've been here waiting 

Ok not really I've been in bed.

How are things?

You've been in bed for a week? Are you sick?

no for like 20 minutes  I wish I'd been in bed for a week

Chica says hello!

Hello to her, as well. Where is she?

She WAS in my telephone, and then she hung up on me.

Worthless female dog.

Wow! Did you call her that before or after she hung up? That might help narrow down the reasoning...

[LaneSwerver]

Must go to bed.

Cady, we haven't met.  Or, do you know me under a different name?

Changing boob tar.

PW's been around forever...not as long as me, of course, but a long bloody time.

[LaneSwerver]

No!!