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Court:
WARNING!! Meaningless personal drivel is contained within this lair!!

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--- Quote from: Court on September 12, 2005, 07:51:00 PM ---ALL DISCUSSION OF POLITICALLY RELATED ISSUES IS HEREBY BANNED IN ZE LAIR!

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--- Quote from: Court on August 29, 2005, 10:45:39 AM ---HOW TO CREATE AN AWESOME LAIR:

1. Postwhore in it. A lot. Then people think "Oh, this thread has a lot of posts. I should go in it."

2. Talk to yourself a lot.

3. Babble.

4. Ramble.

5. And female dog. alllllll to yourself.

6. Oh, it also helps to be nuts.

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Court:
HISTORIC WALL OF LAIR HISTORY:


--- Quote from: Merc on July 21, 2005, 08:28:59 PM ---what the hell?

I see how it is.

"let's leave Merc's lair and go to Court's!  She has unmentionables!!"

ya bunch of ingrates!

I'm leaving....

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--- Quote from: LaneSwerver on July 21, 2005, 08:42:48 PM ---Girls like funny boys.

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--- Quote from: RoyalFoodTaster on July 27, 2005, 03:17:36 PM ---
--- Quote from: Jack Daniels on July 27, 2005, 03:13:03 PM ---Is it ok if I smoke a cigar in here?

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I'll need to taste it first.

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--- Quote from: tegra8 on August 16, 2005, 12:35:20 AM ---debauchery is good for the soul...

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--- Quote from: 3Peat on August 17, 2005, 02:26:29 AM ---yeah, and i busted out tsib on my friends this weekend, they were like  :-X what
tsibanonky

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--- Quote from: Pancho on August 18, 2005, 12:48:59 AM --- 8)

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--- Quote from: bruin04 on August 18, 2005, 01:17:19 AM ---But I am already at the left edge of my sofa. Or do you mean Howard Dean-like Left?

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--- Quote from: Batman on August 18, 2005, 02:38:28 AM ---
--- Quote from: Court on August 18, 2005, 02:28:31 AM ---Batman      02:27:49 AM     Viewing the topic Ze Lair of ze "it is all a figment of my imagination anyway" Court.

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Wow, that's really weird. I feel like I got caught doing something I wasn't supposed to. Now I'm just ashamed.

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--- Quote from: diaa on August 18, 2005, 02:41:18 AM ---True story except for the knife bit.  It was a chainsaw actually.

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--- Quote from: Julie Fern on August 18, 2005, 03:41:45 AM ---get to bed, you people.

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--- Quote from: Voodoo Chile on August 23, 2005, 08:55:51 PM ---And this is the social scene.

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--- Quote from: Pres on August 24, 2005, 02:20:30 PM ---damn this thread

i can't get it out of my unreads

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--- Quote from: Phanatic on August 26, 2005, 06:54:26 PM ---holla at the lair.
 

wanna luingwing?

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--- Quote from: GailyGirl on August 26, 2005, 10:25:50 AM ---Blondie doesn't get it.

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--- Quote from: ningirl on September 01, 2005, 07:42:41 PM ---Ok, I'm OUT for a while. I've been staring at this board all day. I'll prolly be back in like, 30 min though :)

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--- Quote from: Lionking on September 25, 2005, 10:54:48 PM ---I had an hour and a half to study, and that time has been wasted watching these posts. I hope you're all happy!

 >:(

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--- Quote from: brittany on October 27, 2005, 12:24:30 AM --- "Yes, I have fed the homeless.  Yes, I saved a baby from drowning at age 15.  Yes, I have a 180 lsat score and a 4.0 gpa, but I think my biggest accomplishment as a human being has to be the fact that I started a thread on LSD that had over 30k replies, and went on aimlessly for over 2000 pages.  For this reason, and this reason alone, I humbly ask your admittance in to Yale Law School."

-Excerpt from Court's PS

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--- Quote from: Sleezstak on October 27, 2005, 12:27:05 AM ---from post 1 to post 30k in 3 mos...a superb accomplishment. 

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--- Quote from: allyreese on November 08, 2005, 01:55:35 PM ---wow this thread moves fast.

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--- Quote from: Caneschica on November 22, 2005, 05:06:55 PM ---
--- Quote from: Court on November 22, 2005, 05:06:05 PM ---
--- Quote from: be10dwn on November 22, 2005, 05:02:30 PM ---and if you need that phone sex.... :D :D :D

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 :D

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DAMMIT!  That's what you wanted?

Leave a freakin message next time!!!!

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--- Quote from: Caneschica on November 27, 2005, 11:43:26 PM ---Speaking of kinky sex....you guys are gonna LOVE this!

Last night, after I left you guys, hubby and I watched TV in the living room for a little while.  Finally, we decided to go to bed, and he went in the bedroom while I put some stuff away and straightened up for a minute.  When I joined hubby inthe bedroom....

He was watching a documentary on Great White Sharks!!!!

He didn't understand why I started cracking up laughing.

 :D :D :D :D :D

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--- Quote from: Saxby Clemens II on November 28, 2005, 04:12:36 AM ---Did you know that cockmonkeys are allergic to cats?

They are. 

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--- Quote from: Court on December 03, 2005, 03:15:39 AM ---
--- Quote from: Diaa on December 03, 2005, 03:07:43 AM ---
--- Quote from: Court on December 03, 2005, 03:06:13 AM ---God almighty

I am bloody randy

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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This was 40k.

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--- Quote from: Stanley Watson on December 03, 2005, 06:31:42 AM ---i have a cotton swab stuck in my barrel!  >:(

very frustrating...

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--- Quote from: Stanley Watson on December 08, 2005, 12:26:44 PM ---thanks.  :)
but you know i'm only nice to cover up for my evil.  >:D 

:D

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--- Quote from: scott on December 11, 2005, 01:12:02 PM ---no stan. i just haven't had time to lair it up :(

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--- Quote from: Saxby Clemens II on December 12, 2005, 11:38:11 PM ---I should also warn you, I'm in the kind of mood tonight where I might take those stars and shove them so far up your ass you'd be bluer than a smurf.

I have NOT had a good evening.   

 :)

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--- Quote from: S. James Watson on December 18, 2005, 02:14:18 AM ---
--- Quote from: Paperback Writer on December 18, 2005, 02:13:55 AM ---The only person on this thread who gets a response to EVERY post she makes is....COURT.

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but that's because she spends so much time talking to herself!  :D

well at least when i'm not here.  ;)

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--- Quote from: Saxby Clemens II on December 18, 2005, 02:54:53 AM ---Eh, she's slipped a few times herself lately.

Tis OK.  If she gets flustered we'll just mix her a martini or send her Geek With Bear. 

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--- Quote from: Court on December 26, 2005, 02:19:41 AM ---Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

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--- Quote from: Louis Destouches on January 02, 2006, 08:40:49 PM ---I think I'm worried I'll end up procrastinating here to the detriment of my applications...

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--- Quote from: Stanley on March 06, 2006, 08:12:18 AM ---COURT HAS LIKE 20K POSTS!!!

she just deleted them all, which is EVEN WORSE!!!

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--- Quote from: Stanley James Watson III on April 19, 2006, 10:33:01 AM ---it's like we've got one brain.

should you be scared or should i?

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--- Quote from: Annabel Bond on July 05, 2006, 02:34:11 PM ---
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--- Quote from: Chica on July 05, 2006, 02:29:59 PM ---
--- Quote from: Annabel Lee on July 05, 2006, 02:28:41 PM ---Because its all a figment of my imagination.

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No, it's a figment of Court's imagination.  Us included. 

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This makes sense. I'm actually a spambot.

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I don't actually exist.

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hawt

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--- Quote from: SmugRepub on July 27, 2006, 04:03:02 PM ---you can't lock teh lair

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--- Quote from: Saxby Clemens II on July 27, 2006, 04:04:30 PM ---No, no you cannot. 

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--- Quote from: Leo on August 19, 2006, 11:49:47 PM ---
--- Quote from: Court on August 19, 2006, 10:13:02 PM ---your body will find some way to turn on you and bite you in the butt.

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At the end of the day, isn't this really the moral of the story?

We're all screwed no matter what, so eat whatever you want is what I say.

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LaneSwerver:

--- Quote from: Phanatic on July 21, 2005, 08:09:26 PM ---i dunno, it's a lair lane.  who cares? look who's in it!!

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Look who's married.

LaneSwerver:

--- Quote from: Phanatic on July 21, 2005, 08:10:40 PM ---who?

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Me. I'm not supposed to look at pretty girls anymore. That's the rules.

LaneSwerver:

--- Quote from: Phanatic on July 21, 2005, 08:11:43 PM ---
--- Quote from: LaneSwerver on July 21, 2005, 08:11:05 PM ---
--- Quote from: Phanatic on July 21, 2005, 08:10:40 PM ---who?

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Me. I'm not supposed to look at pretty girls anymore. That's the rules.

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you're married?  that sucks man.   :-\

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It doesn't suck to be married...most of the time.

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