Sooo, Roxie ya’ll were shacking up over your crib!! That relationship was nothing but a means to an end for him. Just to get out of his mama house.
I do also agree with the milk and the cow thing. Plus when you get tired of milking that cow you'll regret you didn't just buy the milk. The when you get rid of the cow and go to the store and get you that good ole whole milk, the cow gets mad and want to slash your tires. Cows are worth the trouble, but the milk has been through all of the purifying needed to make it a great buy.
I tell you, the art of story telling is a gift