BOOBS now that's how they should determine AA forget all this skin tone sh!t, where are the law school chicks with big unmentionables!!!!
Are VD free chicks, that would be a good criteria. Hey you're hot, but oh wait you have a VD, you can't come in. Hey you're hot, but no VD, you are in. HOT CHICKS WITH NO VD'S
Alright well you can have your admissions guidelines. Hey your hot, not a virgin, sorry you're not in. Hey you are hot, and a virgin, you are in. Oh wait you're hot but not a virgin, well hell you are Jessica Simpson, dumb as a log, but you are in, because i want to do you