What is Affirmative Action and how can I get it?

[Master Shake]

I think that will make you qualify for even more free handouts.

Does my ability to rock have any bearing on my money?

[HBCU.EDU]

You can't get AA with a name like "master". But, if you ask me for it perhaps I can give you AA mr. shake. So..let me hear it. Ask nice. 

[Master Shake]

You can't get AA with a name like "master". But, if you ask me for it perhaps I can give you AA mr. shake. So..let me hear it. Ask nice. 

You little frick, I'm the Master Shake and I own you. I'm just not good with paper work.

[ImVinny!]

Yeah, especially if your rocking makes you take drugs. That applies lots for AA. It will get you even more if you drink be/c of the drugs.

[Sleezstak]

Someone is selling AA on ebay...you can get it there

http://search.ebay.com/affirmative-action_W0QQfkrZ1QQfromZR8

[Raymond Calitri]

You can't get AA with a name like "master". But, if you ask me for it perhaps I can give you AA mr. shake. So..let me hear it. Ask nice. 

You little frick, I'm the Master Shake and I own you. I'm just not good with paper work.

Yeah well...Dracula called and he said he's coming over for dinner and I said alright.

[ThePerfectSoldier]

What flavor are you?  Chocolate, strawberry, and jamocha are underrepresented flavors.  You could be entitled to ad scholarships on Arby's commercials.