I don't know what it is, but I'm in love with Julie Fern. I find her posts extremely witty, almost reminiscent of Lord Byron.
Julie, I'm a fan and a secret admirer.
Child...you know not love. this infatuation you have is similar to the reaction you had on getting your first bike, as well as your first boner. You know nothing of the raging fires burning deep within the heart and sould of those who like moths to a flame wish to utterly immerse themselves into the blindingly bright light that is Julie.
Step away now child....you will get burned as all men get burned when they dare to kiss the sun.