I love Julie Fern

[Byronic Hero]

I don't know what it is, but I'm in love with Julie Fern.  I find her posts extremely witty, almost reminiscent of Lord Byron.

Julie, I'm a fan and a secret admirer. 

[Julie Fern]

thanks.  you sweet.

now, what is it you want?

[tjking82]

I don't know what it is, but I'm in love with Julie Fern.  I find her posts extremely witty, almost reminiscent of Lord Byron.

Julie, I'm a fan and a secret admirer. 

Grow a pair.

[Julie Fern]

see a pair.

[Byronic Hero]

Grow a pair.

Byron would be ashamed at your lack of wit.  Try again, and this time make it satirically biting.

[Julie Fern]

yes, that would be ideal, king.


putz.

[Byronic Hero]

thanks. you sweet.

now, what is it you want?

Nothing.  I wanted to let you know I enjoy your work.

Your philosophy is like Byrons, who says "Fools are my theme, let satire be my song"

[Julie Fern]

question rhetorical, for comedic effect.  thanks for getting julie.

[tjking82]

Grow a pair.

Byron would be ashamed at your lack of wit.  Try again, and this time make it satirically biting.

If I cared for Byron, I might try

[Byronic Hero]

To Julie:

SHE walks in beauty, like the night   
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,   
And all that's best of dark and bright   
Meets in her aspect and her eyes;   
Thus mellow'd to that tender light         
Which Heaven to gaudy day denies.   
   
One shade the more, one ray the less,   
Had half impair'd the nameless grace   
Which waves in every raven tress   
Or softly lightens o'er her face,   
Where thoughts serenely sweet express   
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.   
   
And on that cheek and o'er that brow   
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,   
The smiles that win, the tints that glow, 
But tell of days in goodness spent,—   
A mind at peace with all below,   
A heart whose love is innocent.