Damn Jew-Lo - You kick ass. I tried to mind @#!* both bitches, but I have the unfortunate handicap of actually caring about Shermy. It makes it harder to @#!* with people when you have a personal investment cause you care about how it will turn out.
When it comes to others though, I will turn a f-ing life over if you mess with me. That's why my friends call me the pit bull -- loyal, tenacious and with a big mouth.
What I need is my own li'l pocket pit bull (aka Jew Lo) -- thanks you sexy thing.