Quote from: elegantpearl01 on June 23, 2005, 07:54:26 PMQuote from: swordfish on June 23, 2005, 07:52:13 PMCan we please get back on subject, which is me. Appalachian white Irish, with a small penis. Absolutely nobody has had it worse than me. Not to mention I'm ugly as sin. Come on now where's the sympathy?Don't you know there's no love for men who aren't "gifted" below.....You'd have to look like Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, etc to compensate for that..even then....that still wouldn't make up for your, er, issue... HA HA, that's my point. Who's got it worse than me. Man I tell you what, I'm tired of intimate nights by myself. That's why I want to be a lawyer, not to help people, but to have enough money to get that puppy enlarged.
Quote from: swordfish on June 23, 2005, 07:52:13 PMCan we please get back on subject, which is me. Appalachian white Irish, with a small penis. Absolutely nobody has had it worse than me. Not to mention I'm ugly as sin. Come on now where's the sympathy?Don't you know there's no love for men who aren't "gifted" below.....You'd have to look like Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, etc to compensate for that..even then....that still wouldn't make up for your, er, issue...
Can we please get back on subject, which is me. Appalachian white Irish, with a small penis. Absolutely nobody has had it worse than me. Not to mention I'm ugly as sin. Come on now where's the sympathy?
Okay, this was a funny thread... elegant, good call on the 40 acres and the mule. They can keep the mule, but if white folks give me 40 acres anywhere near DC, we're cool for life!
Quote from: BP on June 23, 2005, 08:42:12 PMOkay, this was a funny thread... elegant, good call on the 40 acres and the mule. They can keep the mule, but if white folks give me 40 acres anywhere near DC, we're cool for life!BP, do I not get any credit for the funnies. Come on I ripped myself to pieces, even made myself cry. I'm darn near suicidal now.
Quote from: swordfish on June 23, 2005, 09:29:57 PMQuote from: BP on June 23, 2005, 08:42:12 PMOkay, this was a funny thread... elegant, good call on the 40 acres and the mule. They can keep the mule, but if white folks give me 40 acres anywhere near DC, we're cool for life!BP, do I not get any credit for the funnies. Come on I ripped myself to pieces, even made myself cry. I'm darn near suicidal now.You are not as funny as I am swordfish. Don't try to use my style. I am the only funny guy on this board with a true twisted internet persona Intimate nights by yourself? You have a small gold member? Very sophomoric comedy indeed. I am the only one that knows how to use sarcastic self-deprecating humor with efficiency. Please review the "ask hbcu" thread to get a taste of my true Rodney Dangerfield like comedic genius. I've watched enough ben stiller movies to know how to play the role of a romantic loser. There is something sexy and endearing about it. How do you think I got blk_reign? Hell, you don't even have a catch phrase. Keep a smile in your heart....
Quote from: swordfish on June 23, 2005, 09:29:57 PMQuote from: BP on June 23, 2005, 08:42:12 PMOkay, this was a funny thread... elegant, good call on the 40 acres and the mule. They can keep the mule, but if white folks give me 40 acres anywhere near DC, we're cool for life!BP, do I not get any credit for the funnies. Come on I ripped myself to pieces, even made myself cry. I'm darn near suicidal now.You were funny.
From the Department of Labor's site: http://www.dol.gov/asp/programs/history/moynchapter3.htm
HBCU, with all due respect, this thread is offensive. What do you intend to accomplish but perpetuate the separation, hatred and misunderstanding between the races.Personally, while I feel what happened to your ancestors is truly terrible, I will NEVER apologize for being white, a woman, a Russian or any other imutable characteristic. MY people NEVER oppressed yours. Russians never owned Black slaves, never colonized any African countries and never participated in any sort of genocide. Blatant categorization of people based upon nothing other than skin color is the underlying premise of racism. Not all whites currently residing in the US have ancestors who participated or acquiecsed to slavery. We are not a monolith, just like you aren't. Don't generalize or categorize us like we are -- unless of course, you are ready to admit that you have committed the same sin you so passionately preach against.