Quote from: thechoson on June 11, 2004, 01:56:09 PMOh my god... let me tell you... the first time I saw boobies. Well from a girl I wanted to see them from.I was 17. There was this girl I had a crush on for 2 years. And for some reason, she finally agreed to go out with me. But I had already given up on her at this point, and so I thought it was a friends thing. But I knew this was going to be different when on the way to the restaurant, we stopped at a red light, and she grabbed me and started macking. (My first kiss, btw, how sad) So then, after wiping the slobber off of me, I continued to drive. I was speechless. "Does this mean we aer going out?", I asked, at the next red light. She grabs me and kisses me again. By this time, I am about to run out of the car in fear, cause maybe this female dog is toying with my f-ing emotions. But then she says, stop by the lake. This was the famous small town, horny teen, make out scene. I was like, ok.We stop. I ask again, are we going out? She says, how's this? And pulls off her top and bra. "You can have whatever you want tonight", she says.uhhh.... I said, "How about a burger?"LOL all i gotta say is LOL and that ur a sorry female private part excuse for a korean playa...han wouldnt have done that...
Oh my god... let me tell you... the first time I saw boobies. Well from a girl I wanted to see them from.I was 17. There was this girl I had a crush on for 2 years. And for some reason, she finally agreed to go out with me. But I had already given up on her at this point, and so I thought it was a friends thing. But I knew this was going to be different when on the way to the restaurant, we stopped at a red light, and she grabbed me and started macking. (My first kiss, btw, how sad) So then, after wiping the slobber off of me, I continued to drive. I was speechless. "Does this mean we aer going out?", I asked, at the next red light. She grabs me and kisses me again. By this time, I am about to run out of the car in fear, cause maybe this female dog is toying with my f-ing emotions. But then she says, stop by the lake. This was the famous small town, horny teen, make out scene. I was like, ok.We stop. I ask again, are we going out? She says, how's this? And pulls off her top and bra. "You can have whatever you want tonight", she says.uhhh.... I said, "How about a burger?"
thats f-ing hilarious...true story. first time i played with boobies, i was with a white girl and she had serious utters (this was in kentucky...white chicks were fascinated with asian boys). we were outside and i started pulling up her shirt and then undid her bra. i started trying to lick them then i got a whif of her underarm BO.i immediately stopped and ran home with my hard on quickly subsiding...i havent been the same since. no wonder im not a breast man.
Quote from: dsong02 on June 11, 2004, 01:59:04 PMthats f-ing hilarious...true story. first time i played with boobies, i was with a white girl and she had serious utters (this was in kentucky...white chicks were fascinated with asian boys). we were outside and i started pulling up her shirt and then undid her bra. i started trying to lick them then i got a whif of her underarm BO.i immediately stopped and ran home with my hard on quickly subsiding...i havent been the same since. no wonder im not a breast man.maybe u were drunk and went cowtipping and blacked out and got mixed up but i do agree that white chicks tend to be hairy and smelly while all asian chicks smell like flowers (from head to toe) heh heh flame on!
Quote from: dnw2007 on June 11, 2004, 02:15:22 PMShermy'sGirl:C-Cups? Oh yeah, very thought-provoking conversation. isnt it though? an asian girl with c-cups...things that make you go HHMMMMMMMM...ive run into a few, but theyve all been fat as hell.
Shermy'sGirl:C-Cups? Oh yeah, very thought-provoking conversation.
Quote from: headmachine on June 11, 2004, 02:19:02 PMQuote from: thechoson on June 11, 2004, 01:56:09 PMOh my god... let me tell you... the first time I saw boobies. Well from a girl I wanted to see them from.I was 17. There was this girl I had a crush on for 2 years. And for some reason, she finally agreed to go out with me. But I had already given up on her at this point, and so I thought it was a friends thing. But I knew this was going to be different when on the way to the restaurant, we stopped at a red light, and she grabbed me and started macking. (My first kiss, btw, how sad) So then, after wiping the slobber off of me, I continued to drive. I was speechless. "Does this mean we aer going out?", I asked, at the next red light. She grabs me and kisses me again. By this time, I am about to run out of the car in fear, cause maybe this female dog is toying with my f-ing emotions. But then she says, stop by the lake. This was the famous small town, horny teen, make out scene. I was like, ok.We stop. I ask again, are we going out? She says, how's this? And pulls off her top and bra. "You can have whatever you want tonight", she says.uhhh.... I said, "How about a burger?"LOL all i gotta say is LOL and that ur a sorry female private part excuse for a korean playa...han wouldnt have done that... who the @#!* is this guy han?
Quote from: dsong02 on June 11, 2004, 02:19:31 PMQuote from: dnw2007 on June 11, 2004, 02:15:22 PMShermy'sGirl:C-Cups? Oh yeah, very thought-provoking conversation. isnt it though? an asian girl with c-cups...things that make you go HHMMMMMMMM...ive run into a few, but theyve all been fat as hell. HAHA werd...it dont count as c's when ur huffing and puffin to keep oxygen in ur body when shes on top...argh... not that heavier chicks arent kewl my friends have this theory that fat chicks f*ck like crazy and r better in the sack because theyre more desperate to please given their physical attributes...i personally think that its pretty mean but there is some point to it...
DSong -- I thank my Irish side for the boobs and my Japanese side for my tiny 5' frame. All in all, I truly believe God created yellow fever because he knew the world needed more Hapa chicks with Porno bodies.
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