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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #80 on: June 10, 2004, 06:24:46 PM »
Actually, I'd love to hear a Korean girl hollering at me.. ooo....

"oppa oppa OPPA OPPA OPPA OPPA!!!!!


AGGHHHHH "Korean boo boo titty @#!*, you like that?!"

"OPPPPPPAAAAAAAA!!!!"

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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #81 on: June 10, 2004, 06:25:11 PM »
Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  :( although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog  :-[

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

hmm...girls with the ability to make "holes" as long as she aint squeezing her fat folds together i think that def could be pretty hot..but the cleanup job might be alittle more tricky than normal

LMAO, you dipshit, you are like a Chinese Chris Rock.  This *&^% is too hilarious.  Fat folds, hahahaha.  Actually, I've always wanted to titty @#!* a chick, I think that be hot. But asian chicks usually have small unmentionables.

But damn, some Korean girls here at UCLA, damn.  "Shake your ass, show me what you're working with".  Man, I swear, I need to stop or I am gonna run straight to campus and get Neanderthal

haha yeah my action is pretty well off but she stares at her chest more than i do half the time but the whole tt f*ck thing is very kewl in theory and looks like the $h*t in pornos but it doesnt really do all that much...i think its a lack of friction and the fact that ur like sitting right up near her face just makes it feel kind of weird...now a money shot on the ttts is a different matter entirely  :D

i remember first year during black friday i forgot which house on the row i was at and i was passed out on the couch yellin at chicks that were dancing to shake that ass luda style and my friend that i was with thought that i was an idiot and she still makes fun of me for it...although one chick did turn around to check me out but it was dark and she prolly thought i was white  :-\
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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #82 on: June 10, 2004, 06:25:14 PM »
I  need to get my ass over to Sawtelle and get some Asian Porn

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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #83 on: June 10, 2004, 06:27:08 PM »
Headmachine, you are too f-ing funny. You better show up at the LSD party, or I am going to be dissapointed.

Speaking of money shots, a nice direct money shot in the face is what does it for me.

Guess what, my gf- no money shots.  no mess. no nothing.

Figures.

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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #84 on: June 10, 2004, 06:30:12 PM »
Headmachine, you are too f-ing funny. You better show up at the LSD party, or I am going to be dissapointed.

Speaking of money shots, a nice direct money shot in the face is what does it for me.

Guess what, my gf- no money shots.  no mess. no nothing.

Figures.

haha if it happens ill be there unless when i pull up everyone is different than their avatars then ill pretend that i was just stopping to check the for sale house across the street then quietly slip back into my car and drive home...

money shots are alright but i am a firm believer in the pill as well as going inside..for some reason internal friction seems more real than my right hand which i already see everyother day...if u catch me drifteee
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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #85 on: June 10, 2004, 06:36:52 PM »
inside is tight.  Definitely.

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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #86 on: June 10, 2004, 06:45:58 PM »
LMAO, you dipshit, you are like a Chinese Chris Rock.  This *&^% is too hilarious.  Fat folds, hahahaha.  Actually, I've always wanted to titty @#!* a chick, I think that be hot. But asian chicks usually have small unmentionables.

Expand your goddamn horizons chos. Before you get married, you should give yourself ample opportunity to try EVERYTHING. Ya know, us whiteys are good for SOMETHING and though sometimes the chafing rug-burn you get between your fun bags isn't the most pleasant sensation, who cares about us--it's something every man should experience in life.
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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #87 on: June 10, 2004, 06:47:22 PM »
LMAO, you dipshit, you are like a Chinese Chris Rock.  This *&^% is too hilarious.  Fat folds, hahahaha.  Actually, I've always wanted to titty @#!* a chick, I think that be hot. But asian chicks usually have small unmentionables.

Expand your goddamn horizons chos. Before you get married, you should give yourself ample opportunity to try EVERYTHING. Ya know, us whiteys are good for SOMETHING and though sometimes the chafing rug-burn you get between your fun bags isn't the most pleasant sensation, who cares about us--it's something every man should experience in life.

jew lo is that an invitation

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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #88 on: June 10, 2004, 06:51:21 PM »
jew lo is that an invitation

Is it ever not?
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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #89 on: June 10, 2004, 06:52:15 PM »
Cho -- Jew Lo is right -- you need to experience the world. If you are not satisfied with your sex life, the rest of it won't really matter ..........

I know they say that when you are 80 you won't be f-ing (speak for yourselves!) and it's all about the conversation.  But damn -- waiting for 60 years for your relationship to be fulfilling?

Nope.  I say demand it all -- hot sex AND good conversation, right from the start.
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