Remember the open door policy?
You have the Back Door Policy.
My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day
wtf tell her to get a life although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog
I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up. I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning. I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.
Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call
hmm...girls with the ability to make "holes" as long as she aint squeezing her fat folds together i think that def could be pretty hot..but the cleanup job might be alittle more tricky than normal
LMAO, you dipshit, you are like a Chinese Chris Rock. This *&^% is too hilarious. Fat folds, hahahaha. Actually, I've always wanted to titty @#!* a chick, I think that be hot. But asian chicks usually have small unmentionables.
But damn, some Korean girls here at UCLA, damn. "Shake your ass, show me what you're working with". Man, I swear, I need to stop or I am gonna run straight to campus and get Neanderthal