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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #70 on: June 10, 2004, 06:10:23 PM »
Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  :( although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog  :-[
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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #71 on: June 10, 2004, 06:15:10 PM »
Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  :( although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog  :-[

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #72 on: June 10, 2004, 06:16:02 PM »
wow you all need to STOP dating uptight girls.
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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #73 on: June 10, 2004, 06:17:04 PM »
Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  :( although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog  :-[

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

hmm...girls with the ability to make "holes" as long as she aint squeezing her fat folds together i think that def could be pretty hot..but the cleanup job might be alittle more tricky than normal
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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #74 on: June 10, 2004, 06:17:21 PM »
Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  :( although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog  :-[

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

the problem with her is that all youd here is your name in chinese...she cant speak english.

youd just hear 'chuiswung!! chuiswung!!! aiya!!!'
'why does it hurt so much when i poke it?'

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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #75 on: June 10, 2004, 06:18:26 PM »
wow you all need to STOP dating uptight girls.

haha so what does that say about uuuuuu??? luckily my action now is all about everything which def keeps me a happy man because the hot cow at home is better than all the milk in the world  :-*
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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #76 on: June 10, 2004, 06:19:13 PM »
Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  :( although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog  :-[

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

hmm...girls with the ability to make "holes" as long as she aint squeezing her fat folds together i think that def could be pretty hot..but the cleanup job might be alittle more tricky than normal

LMAO, you dipshit, you are like a Chinese Chris Rock.  This *&^% is too hilarious.  Fat folds, hahahaha.  Actually, I've always wanted to titty @#!* a chick, I think that be hot. But asian chicks usually have small unmentionables.

But damn, some Korean girls here at UCLA, damn.  "Shake your ass, show me what you're working with".  Man, I swear, I need to stop or I am gonna run straight to campus and get Neanderthal

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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #77 on: June 10, 2004, 06:19:52 PM »


hmm...girls with the ability to make "holes" as long as she aint squeezing her fat folds together i think that def could be pretty hot..but the cleanup job might be alittle more tricky than normal

interesting...that could literally be something you call a fat @#!*.

'why does it hurt so much when i poke it?'

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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #78 on: June 10, 2004, 06:20:16 PM »
Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  :( although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog  :-[

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

the problem with her is that all youd here is your name in chinese...she cant speak english.

youd just hear 'chuiswung!! chuiswung!!! aiya!!!'

Dude, she can f-ing holler my name in Swahili for all I care. The point is, I want to be hearing her moaning it the next morning while I 'm taking my morning *&^%

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Re: Shermy's Girl is BACK!
« Reply #79 on: June 10, 2004, 06:22:46 PM »
wow you all need to STOP dating uptight girls.

I agree. Give me a call, 310-443-1132