Shermy's Girl is BACK!

[headmachine]

Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog 

[thechoson]

Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog 

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

[IrishGeisha]

wow you all need to STOP dating uptight girls.

[headmachine]

Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog 

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

hmm...girls with the ability to make "holes" as long as she aint squeezing her fat folds together i think that def could be pretty hot..but the cleanup job might be alittle more tricky than normal

[dsong02]

Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog 

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

the problem with her is that all youd here is your name in chinese...she cant speak english.

youd just hear 'chuiswung!! chuiswung!!! aiya!!!'

[headmachine]

wow you all need to STOP dating uptight girls.

haha so what does that say about uuuuuu??? luckily my action now is all about everything which def keeps me a happy man because the hot cow at home is better than all the milk in the world 

[thechoson]

Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog 

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

hmm...girls with the ability to make "holes" as long as she aint squeezing her fat folds together i think that def could be pretty hot..but the cleanup job might be alittle more tricky than normal

LMAO, you dipshit, you are like a Chinese Chris Rock.  This *&^% is too hilarious.  Fat folds, hahahaha.  Actually, I've always wanted to titty @#!* a chick, I think that be hot. But asian chicks usually have small unmentionables.

But damn, some Korean girls here at UCLA, damn.  "Shake your ass, show me what you're working with".  Man, I swear, I need to stop or I am gonna run straight to campus and get Neanderthal

[dsong02]

hmm...girls with the ability to make "holes" as long as she aint squeezing her fat folds together i think that def could be pretty hot..but the cleanup job might be alittle more tricky than normal

interesting...that could literally be something you call a fat @#!*.

[thechoson]

Remember the open door policy?

You have the Back Door Policy.

My gf is a prude, she won't let me do that either. And she wonders why I watch so much porn and jack off all day

wtf tell her to get a life  although my ex was like that because she had this whole "i want to see u when we make love" bs and i was like...uh...i can see u fine...the backo ur head that is, female dog!...jk i didnt really say the last part...although now i wish i had because she really was a female dog 

I want to have some sex with a chick I can f-ing rough up.  I want to @#!* her so hard she's calling out my name the next morning.  I want to @#!* her in every hole imaginable, and maybe some other ones.

Maybe I should give Zhang Ziyi a call

the problem with her is that all youd here is your name in chinese...she cant speak english.

youd just hear 'chuiswung!! chuiswung!!! aiya!!!'

Dude, she can f-ing holler my name in Swahili for all I care. The point is, I want to be hearing her moaning it the next morning while I 'm taking my morning *&^%

[thechoson]

wow you all need to STOP dating uptight girls.

I agree. Give me a call, 310-443-1132