Wow. I hope the lie is #3. Otherwise, ow.
Nope -- that was real. No long-term unfortunate effects though. And it didn't really hurt, but the noise was rather unpleasant.
EDIT: For anyone curious as to how such a thing might occur, here is a repost of a previous post 'splaining the situation:
Believe it or not, one time I actually got my d*ck caught in a fan. But it didn't happen the way you think (sick bastards).
While serving with my reserve unit one weekend, I was lucky enough to get my own room in the barracks. But this barracks had no air conditioning, just an old fan with the front part of the cage missing. I had it sitting on a little table positioned closely to my rack and left it running all night. In the morning, I returned from the shower room and being in a bit of a hurry, I went to squeeze between my rack and the table with the fan on it. Good intentions; bad execution.
Fortunately I was on the blowing rather than the sucking side of the fan, so there was no damage done (other than emotional trauma). But that was the most horrible sound I've ever heard.