Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.

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Lifegaurd is correct, and I can swim, although quite poorly.

I'm 3-5... damn scurvey with her strange jobs

[ScurvyWench]

Lifegaurd is correct, and I can swim, although quite poorly.

I'm 3-5... damn scurvey with her strange jobs

You want more? I'll give you the boring ones. . .

1. Database Developer
2. Network Technician
3. Technical Support

[hilljack]

Database developer...what the hell is that anyway?

[twarga]

Boy, scurvy you little wench, you're good.  I never modeled bridal gowns, although I was approached to do so at a bridal convention when I was 16 (I'm tall- 5'9 and before I had kids I was quite the skinny thing).  I was a baby model for a department store and an Air Force claims adjudicator (claims and torts for and against the government- fun, fun, fun!).

[LaneSwerver]

1. Morning-drive DJ
2. Emergencey Medical Technician
3. Piano bar singer

[ASNetlenov]

1. Morning-drive DJ
2. Emergencey Medical Technician
3. Piano bar singer

I'll guess morning dj.

1. Ghost writer
2. Cab driver
3. Tractor mechanic

[Abevigoda]

My guess is cab driver

Bootblack
Campus Librarian
Short-order Cook

[LaneSwerver]

AS: I'm going with cab driver.
Abe: Bootblack.

I was a morning-drive DJ on two FM stations.

[Abevigoda]

I was a bootblack for two summers at a country club.  I can shine a shoe with the best of them, sir.

[LaneSwerver]

I was a bootblack for two summers at a country club.  I can shine a shoe with the best of them, sir.

I wear cordovan-colored loafers and have a hell of a time getting a good shine on them...any suggestions?