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Re: Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.
« Reply #50 on: June 14, 2005, 10:16:30 PM »
Since I have a "rubber resume" I have a list to choose from. Try these:

1. Certified Poultry Expert
2. Computer Programmer
3. Make Up Artist for Phantom of the Opera

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Re: Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.
« Reply #51 on: June 14, 2005, 10:17:36 PM »
ok 2nd guess for first group

waitress

1st guess for group 2

poultry examaner
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Re: Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.
« Reply #52 on: June 14, 2005, 10:20:30 PM »
ok 2nd guess for first group

waitress

1st guess for group 2

poultry examaner

First group, I was never a waitress.

But I WAS a poultry expert. Not examiner. I have a certificate and everything to prove it! I had to go to the training when Perdue Farms was one of my advertising clients.

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Re: Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.
« Reply #53 on: June 14, 2005, 10:21:46 PM »
hehe
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Re: Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.
« Reply #54 on: June 14, 2005, 11:20:25 PM »
I'll play!

1. Coupon salesperson
2. Cookware salesperson
3. XM Radio salesperson
Attending: W&M

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Re: Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.
« Reply #55 on: June 14, 2005, 11:26:22 PM »
cookware salesperson?

I know you live in the area so XM makes sense... and coupon is just too messed up to be fake
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Re: Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.
« Reply #56 on: June 14, 2005, 11:58:24 PM »
I'll guess XM salesman

Here is mine:

1. Window washer
2. Lifeguard
3. Landscaping

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Re: Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.
« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2005, 12:04:50 AM »
Window washer?

I'll guess XM salesman

Here is mine:

1. Window washer
2. Lifeguard
3. Landscaping


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Re: Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.
« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2005, 12:05:54 AM »
lifegaurd... you can't swim ;)

I'll guess XM salesman

Here is mine:

1. Window washer
2. Lifeguard
3. Landscaping

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Re: Jobs you’ve had… two truths and a lie.
« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2005, 12:07:03 AM »
Lifegaurd is correct, and I can swim, although quite poorly.