I'd be beating up the mailman at this point Impaired. Even though I'm sure your mailman is a nice guy, somebody has to be punished for making you wait so long, and who better to take your stress out on than that man in the not-so-calming blue uniform and annoyingly slow truck.
I also think it's in their job description to take punishment from overanxious law school applicants. Section 3 Paragraph 5 of the Postmaster Code states "If mailman fails to deliver law school decision letter or Cornell's reserve/waitlist letter promptly, carrier is thereby subject to the wrath of the applicant. If the aforementioned "late letter" contains a denial or rejection, the applicant is allowed to use carrier as his/her personal punching bag for a maximum of 90 consecutive minutes." You guys can check for yourselves...but the Postmaster Code is never wrong...so, have at it Impaired.
PS - I'm a big dork with clearly too much free time during my last month at my job...