Law School Discussion

You know you're from the North when...

ViagraSaint

Re: You know you're from the North when...
« Reply #330 on: June 14, 2005, 03:40:17 PM »
but to everyone, New Jersey is ..well.. New Jersey  :-*

ccorsi

Re: You know you're from the North when...
« Reply #331 on: June 14, 2005, 03:43:58 PM »
Don't you all realize you are all the same, everyone who lives outside the southeast is a yank.

To the British you Southerners are yanks as well.

C2

...and to the world, Jersey is a shithole.

You are welcome for the electricity running your computer by the way - brought to you by NJ.

Also, have you heard of Princeton?  That is also in NJ.  Where are you from again - WVA/KY/AL/VA - some other hayseed address?

C2

ViagraSaint

Re: You know you're from the North when...
« Reply #332 on: June 14, 2005, 03:47:05 PM »
why does New Jersey have an oil refinery, chemical plant, or landfill next to every major highway into and out of that state?

ViagraSaint

Re: You know you're from the North when...
« Reply #333 on: June 14, 2005, 03:52:39 PM »
Application To Live In New Jersey

NAME:__________________________
NICKNAME:______________________

ADDRESS: ______________________      EXIT # __________
         ______________________

ETHNIC BACKGROUND: _______Italian   _______Sicilian   ________Jewish

BACKYARD SMELLS LIKE:
a)Sewage           b)Sulfur        c)Garbage       d)All of the above

TOTAL NUMBER OF MUSCLE SHIRTS
a)5 - 10           b)10 - 15       c)15 - 20       d)20 and above

TOTAL NUMBER OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS
a)5 - 10           b)10 - 15       c)15 - 20       d)20 and above

TOTAL NUMBER OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS THAT ARE ALSO MUSCLE SHIRTS
a)5 - 10           b)10 - 15       c)15 - 20       d)20 and above

BRAND OF JEANS PREFERRED
a)Sergio Valente   b)Jordache      c)Sassoon       d)Z. Cavaricci

PERCENTAGE OF WARDROBE WHICH IS LEATHER
a)100%             b)95-100%       c)90-95%        d)85-90%

TOTAL NUMBER OF GOLD CHAINS OWNED
a)10 - 15          b)15 - 20       c)20 - 25       d)25 and above

TOTAL NUMBER OF GOLD CHAINS WORN AT ONE TIME
a)5 - 10           b)10 - 15       c)15 - 20       d)20 and above

APPROXIMATE VALUE OF ALL THIS JEWELRY
a)$ 5 - $10        b)$10 - $15     c)$15 - $20     d)Stolen

GOLD CAP ON AT LEAST ONE TOOTH?            YES          NO

HAIR HEIGHT
a)6 - 8 Inches     b)8 - 12 Inches  c)1 - 2 feet   d)More than 2 feet

HAIR PRODUCTS USED AT ANY GIVEN TIME
a) Hair Spray
b) Styling Gel
c) Mouse
d) Extra Hold Styling Gel
e) Bondo
f) Spackle
g) 40 Weight Oil
h) Crazy Glue

AUTOMOBILE OWNED:
a) IROC Z
b) Firebird
c) Camaro
d) Mustang
f) Chevette ( You got a f#%*ing problem with it?)

NUMBER OF INCHES CAR IS OFF THE GROUND
a)6 - 8 Inches     b)4 -6 Inches   c)2 - 4 Inches  d)Under 2 Inches

CHARACTERISTICS OF AUTOMOBILE
a) Gold chain around license plate
b) Neon lights around license plate
c) Neon lights under car
d) Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging from rear view mirror
e) Garter hanging from rear view mirror
f) Chrome hubcaps
g) Stick-on window tinting
h) Stick-on paint splash stickers
i) Fuzzy dice

FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM
a) F#%*ing Giants
b) F#%*ing Jets
c) F#%*ing Mets
d) F#%*ing Yankees
e) F#%*ing Nets
f) F#%*ing Knicks
g) F#%*ing Devils
h) F#%*ing Rangers
i) F#%*ing Islanders

FAVORITE MUSIC
a) Techno
b) Rap
c) Bon Jovi
d) Bruce Springstein

ESSAY QUESTION

In 100 words or less, Define the term "Yoose Guys"

ccorsi

Re: You know you're from the North when...
« Reply #334 on: June 14, 2005, 03:54:45 PM »
Don't you all realize you are all the same, everyone who lives outside the southeast is a yank.

To the British you Southerners are yanks as well.

C2

...and to the world, Jersey is a shithole.

You are welcome for the electricity running your computer by the way - brought to you by NJ.

Also, have you heard of Princeton?  That is also in NJ.  Where are you from again - WVA/KY/AL/VA - some other hayseed address?

C2

You act like you're the gerbil on the wheel cranking out all that wattage.  It's pretty pathetic that you have to reach so hard looking for positives that you go to utilities.

I'm from South Carolina.  Jersey people try to come here to retire until they learn that they can't afford it.

SC - Hilton Head, Charleston, and a bunch of red necks.  Nice.

Good schools as well - oh wait never mind.

C2

ccorsi

Re: You know you're from the North when...
« Reply #335 on: June 14, 2005, 03:59:37 PM »
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK CITY WHEN...

 

 

* You think Central Park is "nature."

* You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."

* You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.

* You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.

* You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.

* You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.

* Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."

* America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.

* You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.

* You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.

* Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.

* $50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

* Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watch seller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.

* You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that it means Manhattan.

* You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.

* You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.

* You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.

* Hookers and the homeless are invisible.

* The subway makes sense.

* The subway should never be called anything prissy, like the Metro.

* You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

* You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.

* You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple."

* Your door has more than three locks.

* You go to a hockey game for the fighting. In the stands. To participate.

* Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.

* The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

* You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

* You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard. You complain about having to mow it.

* You are a skee-ball juggernaut.

* You consider Westchester "Upstate."

* You cried the day Mayor Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner.

* You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.


ccorsi

Re: You know you're from the North when...
« Reply #336 on: June 14, 2005, 04:01:48 PM »
#1 The City of New York High School Math Proficiency Exam

NAME:
GANG NAME:

1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?

2.) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3.) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?

4.) Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

6.) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight-ounce cans of spray paint?

7.) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?


ccorsi

Re: You know you're from the North when...
« Reply #337 on: June 14, 2005, 04:03:19 PM »
How do you know when you're staying in a South Carolina hotel?

"When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink."

and the person at the front desk says "go ahead".

PresClay_00

Re: You know you're from the North when...
« Reply #338 on: June 14, 2005, 04:08:05 PM »
...you don't think Jersey stinks


ccorsi

Re: You know you're from the North when...
« Reply #339 on: June 14, 2005, 04:15:22 PM »
How do you know when you're staying in a South Carolina hotel?

"When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink."

and the person at the front desk says "go ahead".



Haha.  You're quoting T-shirts thinking its witty.  That's cute.

They make T-shirts that say that?  Where can I buy one?