Can I take my birdie with me?

[Skittles]

Do you think the LSAC people would let me take my birdie to the test?  He's been sitting on my shoulder for every practice test.  He snuggles up against my neck and under my ear.  It makes me feel so relaxed and calm.  I think he should come with me to the real thing.  What do you think? would they let me? 

[shadowcreeper]

If you get your birdie in, then they better let me bring in a bottle of jack and a pack of marlboros, but hey... thats just what calms me down... :p

[jgruber]

Yes, you may bring the bird.  Tell them I said it's OK

[utaustin]

As long as it's not my test center

[Skittles]

As long as it's not my test center

Oh you don't know him.  If you met him, you'd love him too.  He likes everybody and is sooooooooooo cute.

[guyutegirl (Jew-Lo)]

Wouldn't he *&^% all over the place? I mean, 7 hours, dude. That's a long time to hold it in. Is he housebroken? Birds are always pissing and shitting all over the place.

[Skittles]

Wouldn't he *&^% all over the place? I mean, 7 hours, dude. That's a long time to hold it in. Is he housebroken? Birds are always pissing and shitting all over the place.

Actually, they don't really pee or poop... it's more of a waste slurry that combines both.  After an hour or so it dries up and can be easily flicked off your shoulder. 

[guyutegirl (Jew-Lo)]

Have you tried eating it?

[Skittles]

Have you tried eating it?

not yet.

[guyutegirl (Jew-Lo)]

what about smoking it?