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Skittles

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Can I take my birdie with me?
« on: June 08, 2004, 04:26:57 PM »
Do you think the LSAC people would let me take my birdie to the test?  He's been sitting on my shoulder for every practice test.  He snuggles up against my neck and under my ear.  It makes me feel so relaxed and calm.  I think he should come with me to the real thing.  What do you think? would they let me?  ;)

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Re: Can I take my birdie with me?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2004, 04:31:10 PM »
If you get your birdie in, then they better let me bring in a bottle of jack and a pack of marlboros, but hey... thats just what calms me down... :p
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Re: Can I take my birdie with me?
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2004, 08:05:23 PM »
Yes, you may bring the bird.  Tell them I said it's OK

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Re: Can I take my birdie with me?
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2004, 08:44:49 PM »
As long as it's not my test center

Skittles

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Re: Can I take my birdie with me?
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2004, 10:04:06 PM »
As long as it's not my test center


Oh you don't know him.  If you met him, you'd love him too.  He likes everybody and is sooooooooooo cute.


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Re: Can I take my birdie with me?
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2004, 10:05:29 PM »
Wouldn't he *&^% all over the place? I mean, 7 hours, dude. That's a long time to hold it in. Is he housebroken? Birds are always pissing and shitting all over the place.
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

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Re: Can I take my birdie with me?
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2004, 10:15:49 PM »
Wouldn't he *&^% all over the place? I mean, 7 hours, dude. That's a long time to hold it in. Is he housebroken? Birds are always pissing and shitting all over the place.

Actually, they don't really pee or poop... it's more of a waste slurry that combines both.  After an hour or so it dries up and can be easily flicked off your shoulder.  ;)

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Re: Can I take my birdie with me?
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2004, 10:17:01 PM »
Have you tried eating it?
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

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Re: Can I take my birdie with me?
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2004, 10:25:22 PM »

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Re: Can I take my birdie with me?
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2004, 10:31:58 PM »
what about smoking it?
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.