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Re: I want to be a lawyer but if that doesn't work out...
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2005, 09:21:32 PM »
Buy a Russian oil company, handle all the tax and legal aspects for export, pray to Gods that Putin and his croonies don't take notice of lil' ol' me;)

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Re: I want to be a lawyer but if that doesn't work out...
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2005, 09:54:08 PM »
Off-duty ninja.
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Re: I want to be a lawyer but if that doesn't work out...
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2005, 01:51:44 AM »
I'm currently unemployed, sleeping on a series of friends' couches, and living off of credit cards.  It is even more fun than it sounds like.  I'd keep doing it indefinitely, but neither my credit cards or my liver could take it.  Jeebus, I'm hung over.

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Re: I want to be a lawyer but if that doesn't work out...
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2005, 12:02:54 PM »
Gees, I don't know?  Is it too late to be a child actor?  I guess.  Then um, may be President.  It seems I would be overqualified with a JD, but without one, then I'm golden.
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Re: I want to be a lawyer but if that doesn't work out...
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2005, 09:34:03 PM »
Gees, I don't know?  Is it too late to be a child actor?  I guess.  Then um, may be President.  It seems I would be overqualified with a JD, but without one, then I'm golden.

Maybe you'll be underqualified with a JD.  Last election the JD's lost to the MBA's.
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Re: I want to be a lawyer but if that doesn't work out...
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2005, 05:36:57 PM »
I guess it's a good thing I already have an MBA then.  Looks like I'm just qualified enough.
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Re: I want to be a lawyer but if that doesn't work out...
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2005, 11:43:46 AM »
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Re: I want to be a lawyer but if that doesn't work out...
« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2005, 02:33:39 PM »
I'll resume my post as queen of the universe.
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Re: I want to be a lawyer but if that doesn't work out...
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2005, 03:48:15 PM »
I think this guy already has it figured out:

"Lawyer leads double life as porn star"

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=8561297&src=rss/oddlyEnoughNews

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Re: I want to be a lawyer but if that doesn't work out...
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2005, 03:50:44 PM »
I was a legal secretary in a NJ firm in the 80s (during undergrad).  One of the attorneys (oh soooo good looking!) worked his way through law school as a Chippendale's dancer.  He was so handsome... it made going to work a joy!   :-*
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