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loulielawyer

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To 10 things that sound dirty, but in a law firm, aren't!
« on: May 06, 2005, 10:35:21 AM »
Just a funny email I got today ;D

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN'T:
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>10. Have you looked through her briefs?
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>9. He is one hard judge
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>8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
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>7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
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>6. Is it a penal offense?
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>5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
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>4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
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>3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
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>2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could..
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>And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't:
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>1. Think you can get me off?

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Re: To 10 things that sound dirty, but in a law firm, aren't!
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2005, 10:51:32 AM »
LMAO!

ElizaB

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Re: To 10 things that sound dirty, but in a law firm, aren't!
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2005, 04:03:10 PM »
haha!   :D I like that!
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Re: To 10 things that sound dirty, but in a law firm, aren't!
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2005, 04:10:57 PM »
No, but seriously....think you can get me off?  ;D

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Re: To 10 things that sound dirty, but in a law firm, aren't!
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2005, 10:58:34 AM »
that is great

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Re: To 10 things that sound dirty, but in a law firm, aren't!
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2005, 11:28:11 AM »
Sweet.

Is that an original thought on LSD?

If so - alert the media - it's the first.

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Re: To 10 things that sound dirty, but in a law firm, aren't!
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2005, 02:18:53 AM »
i'd be lmfao if i wasnt in the process of getting this corpse ready for the city dump. i will however laugh soon