Just a funny email I got today

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN'T:
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>10. Have you looked through her briefs?
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>9. He is one hard judge
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>8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
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>7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
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>6. Is it a penal offense?
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>5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
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>4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
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>3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
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>2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could..
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>And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't:
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>1. Think you can get me off?