This made me think of Julie Fern

[HippieLawChick]

A friend posted this on another board today and I thought it was posted by Julie:

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.You got nice house."...

[PresClay_00]

not make fun of handicapped

[LaneSwerver]

numbnuts

[DodgerLaw]

Is true horny again one hour after sex with Chinese?

[bluetooth]

There are 100 penguins waiting to take questions.
Upon being asked what they do each day,
the first penguin says: "eat, sleep and beat Tedddy."
the second penguin says:"eat, sleep and beat Teddy."
the third penguin also says:"eat, sleep and beat Teddy."
...
the questioner is so confused. how come they do exactly the same things. He decides to be patient and asks the 99th penguin the same question.
the 99th answers: "eat, sleep and beat Teddy."

the questioner turns to the last one:"how about you?"
the 100th penguin:"eat, sleep."
"Why don't you beat Teddy?"
...
...
...
"Damn you, I am Teddy."

[Julie Fern]

ha ha hippie lady, julie laugh.  except note that julie not use first person except during rare lifting of brain cloud.

hey:  what make you hippy, anyway?

[PresClay_00]

and believe me, the brain cloud almost never lifts - that's why her politics are so messed up

[Julie Fern]

when you finish blowing president, do some reading.

[PresClay_00]

that's not our party, remember?  when your head comes out of the clouds, take a look at reality

[HippieLawChick]

I chose the name because I love going to so-called "hippie jamband" concerts and festivals. (The Dead, Phish, String Cheese Incident, etc)  I am also highly likely to wear tie-dye to law school classes.