I can't find my wallet

[LaneSwerver]

I know the fat chick is coming soon.

You're asking for a visit from Miss B...

[PresClay_00]

she's not lost - i promise - we can all find her if necessary

[hilljack]

I don't think ole Miss B would be hard to find.

[LaneSwerver]

I don't think ole Miss B would be hard to find.

Lots of nooks in which to hide a wallet...

[PresClay_00]

those aren't nooks - more like valleys

[hilljack]

That reminds me of the story of some really fat lady who lost her bologna sandwich in her rolls, and didn't find it until she went to the doctor after it rotted.

[ormachea]

We should make this the official XXXX is lost thread!

In that case, help me find my drive to finish undergrad. I misplaced it back in January.

[PresClay_00]

it'll never come back - sorry

[ormachea]

hold on, I'm busy looking behind the fridge.

[hilljack]

There is one easy way.  Go to a warehouse or a factory and see the work they do.  Then ask yourself if you want to do that.  If you say 'hmm, that doesn't look so bad' have a friend punch you in the nuts three times, this will train you not to think that way.