I can't find my wallet

[hilljack]

Seriously, I have spent all afternoon looking for it.  I checked the car, five pairs of pants, underneath all the chairs and couches, it is like that little bastard just disappeared.

Where should I look next?

[PresClay_00]

st. anthony st. anthony, please come around
something is lost and cannot be found (then think of the object)

it won't be immediate, but he'll help you find it

St. Anthony is the finder of lost things
  but if you mock him or the saying, he'll make it harder to find

[LaneSwerver]

I have it. Can I borrow $5?

[hilljack]

Update:  My wallet has still not been found.  I have started just cleaning the house, figuring that I will come across it.  I really need to get some groceries tomorrow.


I have no intention of pissing off St. Anthony right now.

[LaneSwerver]

If you'll just let me borrow the $5 I'll give it back.

[ccorsi]

Dude,

I found your wallet.

Lane Swerver's wife left it at my house.

Last word

[hilljack]

I ask a serious question and get these worthless responses.  Come on y'all, has anyone ever found their wallet/keys in some wierd place.  Any suggestion would be good, because I have even looked under the microwave and behind the fridge.

[PresClay_00]

i was serious - but also try the laundry, bathroom, and did you go to the gym, etc?

[LaneSwerver]

I ask a serious question and get these worthless responses.  Come on y'all, has anyone ever found their wallet/keys in some wierd place.  Any suggestion would be good, because I have even looked under the microwave and behind the fridge.

In the fridge, behind the toilet, under your bed, in a dresser drawer, behind your front door, in your car...

(I really do have it, though.)

[ccorsi]

Check your car.  Oh wait - you are from the South - I forgot.

Definitely check in your truck.

C2