I can't find my wallet

[Julie Fern]

julie currently using president bush, although she now also spending way too much on cocaine and alcohol.

[PresClay_00]

hanging out with slick willy's brother?

[twarga]

I ask a serious question and get these worthless responses.  Come on y'all, has anyone ever found their wallet/keys in some wierd place.  Any suggestion would be good, because I have even looked under the microwave and behind the fridge.

The last time hubby lost his wallet, it was under a pile of folded clothes on top of the hamper.  He's left it on the desk under some papers, it's fallen to the bottom of his closet.  It even ended up in the couch cushions a few times.  And each time he asks me the same old thing... "What have YOU done with my wallet?"

[Boehmer]

Some dumb places I've left mine: golf bag, freezer, tool box, desk at work, dresser drawers, duffel bag, pantry, friend’s house, car trunk, inside shoes.  That's all I've got for now.  And yes I loose things all the time.

[twarga]

Some dumb places I've left mine: golf bag, freezer, tool box, desk at work, dresser drawers, duffel bag, pantry, friend’s house, car trunk, inside shoes.  That's all I've got for now.  And yes I loose things all the time.

Honey, is that you?   

[Julie Fern]

hanging out with slick willy's brother?

no.  emulating president.

[Julie Fern]

Some dumb places I've left mine: golf bag, freezer, tool box, desk at work, dresser drawers, duffel bag, pantry, friend’s house, car trunk, inside shoes.  That's all I've got for now.  And yes I loose things all the time.

Honey, is that you?

hey, twarg.  how it goin' baby?

[LaneSwerver]

Some dumb places I've left mine: golf bag, freezer, tool box, desk at work, dresser drawers, duffel bag, pantry, friend’s house, car trunk, inside shoes.  That's all I've got for now.  And yes I loose things all the time.

Honey, is that you?   

That's Colonel Honey to you.

[jacy85]

Some dumb places I've left mine: golf bag, freezer, tool box, desk at work, dresser drawers, duffel bag, pantry, friend’s house, car trunk, inside shoes.  That's all I've got for now.  And yes I loose things all the time.

Honey, is that you?   

 

[Boehmer]

Some dumb places I've left mine: golf bag, freezer, tool box, desk at work, dresser drawers, duffel bag, pantry, friend’s house, car trunk, inside shoes.  That's all I've got for now.  And yes I loose things all the time.

Honey, is that you?   

Why yes it is. <insert cheesy pickup line>  And what Lane said.  I prefer to be called Colonel Honey. 
Oh, and I thought of another place.  I once lost my wallet is a false ceiling (there's $2 in cash I'm never gettin back).  You might want to check there.