What's up fuckers,
You may not know this, but my name is DOWNY. That's right, DOWNY. I'm here today because the prophet Elihu wanted me to step in and announce that LTB is a huge dildo. That's right, I'm DOWNY. And don't you forget it fuckers! Because if you do I'll have to remind you, like when I had to remind LTB and dta. dta is cool with DOWNY now, which is a good thing, because if he wasn't DOWNY would take a dump on his head and push him into a vat of snail semen. LTB on the other hand is currently crying into a microphone alone in his room as he does Backstreet Boys impressions in front of a mirror. And, he wears pink lingerie and struts around like a peacock. Mostly because he likes cock.
Well that's all for now fuckers. Don't say I never gave you anything. Be aware that DOWNY is the most amazing thing since Haley's Comet collided with the moon. Watch out for snakes and don't forget to be careful when zipping up your fly so that you don't cut your male private part off. And never try to grab a camel's balls.