My 10 y.o. and I were passing a furniture store in Scotland and there were these little stools carved and painted to look like different animals. I said, "Look, Megan, an elephant stool." She replied "ELEPHANT STOOL! YOU SAID ELEPHANT STOOL!" and laughed her little butt off. A few months later we went to the Museum of Modern Art in Frankfurt, GE. There was an "exhibit" entirely made of elephant dung. The whole museum was a bunch of stupid, bad art, and when we left, she announced her decision to rename it the "Poo-seum of Modern Fart."
10 year olds are the best.