Hahahaha! Great description. It sounds exactly my engineering undergrad experience. Although - and I never figured out why - of the 3 or 4 women in each 50 person class, most of them were actually pretty hot, so they suffered from IPS to begin with. Having 50 guys leg humping them all semester only made it worse.
You had hot ones? I had "it's been a while" ones. I actually had a theorem devised that proved only 1% of the students at my school were doable. I'm sure I could reprove the whole theorem, but I don't remember how it worked off hand.
Back to the topic though...did we decide which admit day had the hotties?
Well at CU-Boulder you had this guy :insert mental imagine of me pointing back at myself with my thumbs:
I know this is supposed to be about hot guys
, but as for women, there wasn't much. However, there were some good looking 2&3L's. Plus there were some hot UG girls hanging outside the dorms directly beside the law building. This, by the way, is oddly convenient.