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Re: Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter
« Reply #120 on: May 18, 2006, 07:54:29 PM »
I never read rejection letters beyond the first sentence or two. I just throw them out.

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Re: Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter
« Reply #121 on: June 13, 2006, 12:28:06 AM »
I shred mine. Its satisfying somehow to see it get sucked under and disappear into "please do not place hands or ties here" land.

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Re: Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter
« Reply #122 on: June 13, 2006, 12:30:17 AM »
If I were in charge of a law school, my rejection letter would say:

"Bring us the head of an accepted applicant, and you may have their seat."

Anyone willing to put in the effort to find someone who was accepted, and then take a professional risk in murdering them, clearly cares. I like to reward caring people.

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Re: Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter
« Reply #123 on: June 13, 2006, 12:40:47 AM »
If I were in charge of a law school, my rejection letter would say:

"Bring us the head of an accepted applicant, and you may have their seat."

Anyone willing to put in the effort to find someone who was accepted, and then take a professional risk in murdering them, clearly cares. I like to reward caring people.

This is a fabulous plan.

However, I might require that they steal their identity and then make them ....disappear, mob-style. Shows a stealthiness beyond simple caring- the mark of a truely driven and talented individual.

Then, when the questions came, you could say "but I thought HE was john smith!"

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Re: Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter
« Reply #124 on: June 13, 2006, 12:42:29 AM »
If I were in charge of a law school, my rejection letter would say:

"Bring us the head of an accepted applicant, and you may have their seat."

Anyone willing to put in the effort to find someone who was accepted, and then take a professional risk in murdering them, clearly cares. I like to reward caring people.

This is a fabulous plan.

However, I might require that they steal their identity and then make them ....disappear, mob-style. Shows a stealthiness beyond simple caring- the mark of a truely driven and talented individual.

Then, when the questions came, you could say "but I thought HE was john smith!"


*Shakes your hand*

You, my good fellow, have made a good plan into a GREAT one!

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Re: Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter
« Reply #125 on: June 13, 2006, 12:47:02 AM »
If I were in charge of a law school, my rejection letter would say:

"Bring us the head of an accepted applicant, and you may have their seat."

Anyone willing to put in the effort to find someone who was accepted, and then take a professional risk in murdering them, clearly cares. I like to reward caring people.

This is a fabulous plan.

However, I might require that they steal their identity and then make them ....disappear, mob-style. Shows a stealthiness beyond simple caring- the mark of a truely driven and talented individual.

Then, when the questions came, you could say "but I thought HE was john smith!"


*Shakes your hand*

You, my good fellow, have made a good plan into a GREAT one!

*bows*

You and I, my friend, would make a fabulous law firm.

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Re: Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter
« Reply #126 on: June 13, 2006, 09:14:01 AM »
*bows*

You and I, my friend, would make a fabulous law firm.

The scariest law firm in all the land
Univeristy of Michigan Law School Class of 2009

my lsn!

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Re: Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter
« Reply #127 on: June 13, 2006, 09:50:20 AM »
*bows*

You and I, my friend, would make a fabulous law firm.

The scariest law firm in all the land


grain of salt, my dear, grain of salt.

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Re: Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter
« Reply #128 on: June 21, 2006, 02:25:27 PM »
i ripped it up and used some profanities, but this is the gist of it...

Dear Fauxsheesy,

"In an effort to make a decision regarding your application to Indiana University-Bloomington School of Law, we asked our Undergraduate Admissions department if they would accept transfer credits from your degreee granting institution...  "

the rest went something like
"they said they would not so we do not consider your degree worthy of our consideration.  "

whatever happened to admission requires an undergraduate degree from a regionally accredited institution??!??!?

they could've just said "sorry but no" and left me guessing, but instead they had to *&^% all over my accomplishments.  besides, doesn't 'regionally accredited' mean 'regionally acredited'?

oh well, i didn't want to bore my ass off in a cornfield the next three years anyway... 
90% GMU Bound
10% Waiting...

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Re: Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter
« Reply #129 on: June 21, 2006, 07:31:41 PM »
Where did you graduate from, if you don't mind my asking? That seems like an odd thing to say, especially since you're in at other schools.