Most Obnoxious Rejection Letter

[Autumn]

I never read rejection letters beyond the first sentence or two. I just throw them out.

[ImNobody]

I shred mine. Its satisfying somehow to see it get sucked under and disappear into "please do not place hands or ties here" land.

["V"]

If I were in charge of a law school, my rejection letter would say:

"Bring us the head of an accepted applicant, and you may have their seat."

Anyone willing to put in the effort to find someone who was accepted, and then take a professional risk in murdering them, clearly cares. I like to reward caring people.

[ImNobody]

If I were in charge of a law school, my rejection letter would say:

"Bring us the head of an accepted applicant, and you may have their seat."

Anyone willing to put in the effort to find someone who was accepted, and then take a professional risk in murdering them, clearly cares. I like to reward caring people.

This is a fabulous plan.

However, I might require that they steal their identity and then make them ....disappear, mob-style. Shows a stealthiness beyond simple caring- the mark of a truely driven and talented individual.

Then, when the questions came, you could say "but I thought HE was john smith!"

["V"]

If I were in charge of a law school, my rejection letter would say:

"Bring us the head of an accepted applicant, and you may have their seat."

Anyone willing to put in the effort to find someone who was accepted, and then take a professional risk in murdering them, clearly cares. I like to reward caring people.

This is a fabulous plan.

However, I might require that they steal their identity and then make them ....disappear, mob-style. Shows a stealthiness beyond simple caring- the mark of a truely driven and talented individual.

Then, when the questions came, you could say "but I thought HE was john smith!"

*Shakes your hand*

You, my good fellow, have made a good plan into a GREAT one!

[ImNobody]

If I were in charge of a law school, my rejection letter would say:

"Bring us the head of an accepted applicant, and you may have their seat."

Anyone willing to put in the effort to find someone who was accepted, and then take a professional risk in murdering them, clearly cares. I like to reward caring people.

This is a fabulous plan.

However, I might require that they steal their identity and then make them ....disappear, mob-style. Shows a stealthiness beyond simple caring- the mark of a truely driven and talented individual.

Then, when the questions came, you could say "but I thought HE was john smith!"

*Shakes your hand*

You, my good fellow, have made a good plan into a GREAT one!

*bows*

You and I, my friend, would make a fabulous law firm.

[katedennis]

*bows*

You and I, my friend, would make a fabulous law firm.

The scariest law firm in all the land

[ImNobody]

*bows*

You and I, my friend, would make a fabulous law firm.

The scariest law firm in all the land

grain of salt, my dear, grain of salt.

[fauxsheesy]

i ripped it up and used some profanities, but this is the gist of it...

Dear Fauxsheesy,

"In an effort to make a decision regarding your application to Indiana University-Bloomington School of Law, we asked our Undergraduate Admissions department if they would accept transfer credits from your degreee granting institution...  "

the rest went something like
"they said they would not so we do not consider your degree worthy of our consideration.  "

whatever happened to admission requires an undergraduate degree from a regionally accredited institution??!??!?

they could've just said "sorry but no" and left me guessing, but instead they had to *&^% all over my accomplishments.  besides, doesn't 'regionally accredited' mean 'regionally acredited'?

oh well, i didn't want to bore my ass off in a cornfield the next three years anyway... 

[veg]

Where did you graduate from, if you don't mind my asking? That seems like an odd thing to say, especially since you're in at other schools.