The Best Movie Quotes

[mkagan]

"i love pressure, i eat it for breakfast."

Your best. Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and @#!* the prom queen.

[Floatation Device?]

Meet the Parents:

"That smell, Greg, is our Sh*t!"

Starsky & Hutch:

"Do it! DO IT!!!"

[lazybum]

"Yeah, I've got a question.  Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

[Trancer]

Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!

[lazybum]

"No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing- badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed -and often - and by someone who knows how."

[lazybum]

All from the same film:

"Fasten your seatbelts.  It's going to be a bumpy night."

"Funny business, a woman's career. The things you drop on your way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them when you get back to being a woman."

"That I should want you at all suddenly strikes me as the height of improbability... you're an improbable person, Eve, but so am I. We have that in common. Also a contempt for humanity, an inability to love or be loved, insatiable ambition - and talent. We deserve each other."

(All About Eve <1950>)

[thechoson]

"ahh ahh ahh"
"Yea, you like it , female dog?"

- The Paris Hilton Video

[Trancer]

Great film... i like the head scene... in color 

[mercutio_13]

Reviving the dead

"Is that your blood?"
 
"Some of it, yeah."

and, of course

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f-ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

 

[shaz]

"Leave the gun, grab the canolies."