The Best Movie Quotes

[lucky7]

"excuse me while i whip this out..."

"Bart: You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, Jim?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart: Let's play chess."

"i'm not a wabbit! i need some west!"

-blazing saddles

[buster]

ah, one of my favorites

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true. This man has no male private part.

[lp4law]

"We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it."

--Gene Hackman in Crimson Tide

[lexylit]

so this is a hahvid bah? i thought there'd be like equations and *&^% on the walls

[Trancer]

Joel Goodson: [sigh] You know bill? There is one thing I've learned in all my years... sometimes you gotta say "what the @#!*." Make your move.

[lp4law]

so this is a hahvid bah? i thought there'd be like equations and *&^% on the walls

Good Will Hunting?

[lucky7]

Have fun storming the castle!

[Trancer]

Have fun storming the castle!

Princess Bride 

[desmo]

Your best. Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and @#!* the prom queen.

[jgruber]

"Is it safe?"