Dear Notre Dame -
I don't mean to sound cocky, but wtf? I only applied to you because you were the first fee waiver I received. I was young and naive then. I hadn't even had my first hit of LSD - lawschooldiscussion.org yet. You tempted me with promises of money. I really thought we could have made something of our budding relationship. Sure, I was never really serious about moving to that shithole South Bend to watch your crappy football team. Surely though, I thought you might throw me some of that fellowship money you talked so much about in your first letter (and then I was going to try to get a school not in South Bend to compete). Well I'm not really sure what else there is to say...goodbye and good riddance.
only five more of these schools to make up their mind...boalt looks better and better each day