Law School Paradox

[RickLax.com]

I haven’t yet paid my tuition. They put a “lock” on my account, meaning I can’t register for classes. I still haven’t registered for the classes I want, though. I’m signed up for this three-credit course, but I want to switch it to a one-credit course because that’s all I need to graduate. Only, if I pay my tuition, they’ll charge me for the two extra credit hours. And, like I said, if I don’t pay, the registration system won’t allow me to make the switch. 

-RickLax

[jacy85]

Even more examples of how you're a feminine hygiene product. 

[McLovin]

Even more examples of how you're a feminine hygiene product. 

Question:  Are you a man or a woman?  I always thought you were a woman, but I've never heard a woman use the term feminine hygiene product.

[jacy85]

I'm a woman, but use that word all the time.  In fact, it's my insult of choice when someone pisses me off while driving.

[RickLax.com]

Even more examples of how you're a feminine hygiene product. 

Question:  Are you a man or a woman?  I always thought you were a woman, but I've never heard a woman use the term feminine hygiene product.

Two weeks ago I met a girl at a bar and that was pretty much the only word she knew.  It wasn't charming.

[RickLax.com]

Even more examples of how you're a feminine hygiene product. 

...and this line was kind of phoned-in, yeah?

[RickLax.com]

Update: the new blog is here: -RickLax

[jack24]

Mr Lax:
There are a lot of posters on this board who don't seem to like you very much.  Any idea why that is?

[dekocards]

I haven’t yet paid my tuition. They put a “lock” on my account, meaning I can’t register for classes. I still haven’t registered for the classes I want, though. I’m signed up for this three-credit course, but I want to switch it to a one-credit course because that’s all I need to graduate. Only, if I pay my tuition, they’ll charge me for the two extra credit hours. And, like I said, if I don’t pay, the registration system won’t allow me to make the switch. 

-RickLax

That's not a paradox.  That's just Depaul's policy to get as much money as it can out of stupid law students.  Stop spaming these boards.  I hate clicking on a title that sounds interesting but is really an incredibly dumb attempt to get people to click a link.