J, if you didn't bring enough penis for everyone, you shouldn't have brought any penis at all.
Don't forget the secret Jew gold mine...
Saw dashrashi's LSN site. Since she seems to use profanity, one could say that HYP does not necessarily mean class or refinement.
Education is right on the money but the precursor to education is the Jewish people's cunning foresight. Jews know how they will feel and what they will want/need down the road. The future is always on a Jew's mind and the safest bet on future is education. Jews know now what many others know after they spend all there money or pass up a chance to excel in school. Ingrained in the Jewish culture is foresight.