OMFG. SERIOUSLY. Everyone who said anything in this thread not in jest must immediately report for ass-kicking sensitivity training.
J, if you didn't bring enough penis for everyone, you shouldn't have brought any penis at all.
Saw dashrashi's LSN site. Since she seems to use profanity, one could say that HYP does not necessarily mean class or refinement.
Well, it seems that Judaism is more of a fashion-trend or the commercialization of God, rather than cordial and invitational to teach others what God is about. I always hear of Muslims and Christians talking of God's love and mercy, but I rarely--if ever--hear of a Jewish person talking about how God loves you, created you, and wants to be in a deep and personal relationship with you. And to say that they are so rich would be a comical understatement. Persians, Chinese and Indians are definitely richer, because they numerically outweigh them but on the issue of God, i have yet to hear of an emotive, sentimental invite to be emotional with God. I don't know, it just feels as if they haven't done a good job in teaching their faith as the other two have.
I always hear of Muslims and Christians talking of God's love and mercy, but I rarely--if ever--hear of a Jewish person talking about how God loves you, created you, and wants to be in a deep and personal relationship with you. but on the issue of God, i have yet to hear of an emotive, sentimental invite to be emotional with God. I don't know, it just feels as if they haven't done a good job in teaching their faith as the other two have.