Is law a good career to get into?

[sh89]

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[middlelanguage]

Yes, if you are a masochist.

[BagsUnderEyes]

I suppose one could make a decent living at it. I don't think enough people have tried their hand at it as of yet, so it is still unchartered territory.

[OldCraig]

no

[nontradintexas]

I'm still a newbie to LSD, but I've heard the veterans here say "no".   

[wk2029]

My answer is "YES"

[levon]

My answer is "YES"

Law is safe.  It can't be outsourced.  In this world, that is a "Yes."

[SavoyTruffleShuffle]

I've heard that the mysterious "bar exam" that one must pass in order to get lawyerized is not a test, but rather a 5-hour procure during which you are made to perform a provocative "bar dance" (aka pole dance) for the amusement of a crowd of elderly biglaw partners... and also your soul is forcibly removed through your nose by way of powerful vacuums.

That's just what I've heard.

There could be some sort of downside as well.

[loki13]

The law? What does the law have to do with being a lawyer?

Do you really believe that course cases are decided by juries making decisions based on evidence and lawyers’ arguments? Oh, how could you be so naive? Court cases are decided by a series of blow jobs. In fact, our entire civilization is built on blow jobs.

So, uh, I guess it depends on how you view it.... pays better than asst. crack ho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcaVSTsYyOI

[Thistle]

The law? What does the law have to do with being a lawyer?

Do you really believe that course cases are decided by juries making decisions based on evidence and lawyers’ arguments? Oh, how could you be so naive? Court cases are decided by a series of blow jobs. In fact, our entire civilization is built on blow jobs.

So, uh, I guess it depends on how you view it.... pays better than asst. crack ho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcaVSTsYyOI

 



eta:  i would have given them a blow job for that offer.  hell yes.