PLEASE HELP! HUGE PROBLEM!

[UhOhSpaghettios]

I would take a fresh copy to her office, explain that someone defaced your brief and trade the good one for the bad one. I wouldn't go into detail about the extent of the cunnilingus involved.

That's actually a good idea.  I think it would be better if I did that rather than e-mailing her.  And yes, I have never been more livid in my life when I looked at my paper that morning.

[CoxlessPair]

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[kmpnj]

Out-Freaking-Standing!!

[slacker]

I'd be even more embarrassed at the poor grammar of it. CUNTLICKER should be two separate words, right? Maybe a hyphen in there? 

I agree that it should be a hyphenate. Definitely if used as an adjective, but probably also if used as a noun.

two lessons from this:
a) begging and kissing writing prof's ass. I agree with the "in person" if possible, but time is of the essence, also, so go with what's quicker.

b) giving drunk roommies access to law school assignments.

[kooldad]

   I believe that you should let the paper ride, if the teacher makes a comment about the terminology found in your paper, blame it on a virus. However if you here nothing from the teacher the fact that your paper has shown your obvious attentiveness in class in noticing that the teacher is in fact of this sexual origin. Further you may explain to the teacher that your unprotected computer contracted this virus by mingling in an unprotected manner and further suggest that the teachers own sexual orientation and unprotected relations could result in the same. This could remove the focus from the original issue.

  Touche'...........hats off to the roomie.

[brewha]

Ok, so I handed in my legal writing assignment today, but after coming back from class I was reading it over on my computer again and I noticed CUNTLICKER in between two other words.  Apparently my housemate came back really drunk in the morning and changed it, but he doesn't remember.  I had finished proofreading it and didn't even look it over in the morning before I printed it out.  I am really freaking out and I have never been more furious in my life.  Should I contact the professor?  Will she even let me hand in another copy.  Please help!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  OMG THat is hillarious!!

[TeresaPinfold]

If the teacher is actually a lesbian, that's hate speech.

[UHLAW09]

Update?

So what happened when you told her?

[Lech]

I would beat the *&^% out of my roommate if he did that. Or at least take a huge dump on his face while he was sleeping.

[kmpnj]

To follow up on the previous entry, might I suggest a 'Rusty Trombone?"