Finally, I have evidence of the vast anti-Cooley conspiracy!A few days ago, I had a reputation of 10 on lsd.org.I proceeded to make two posts. One was about the students protesting to BigLaw (my response? get off my lawn!)The other response was to inform everyone of the vast anti-Cooley conspiracy, to drop the veil of ignorance that has been dropped on your eyes by USNews and the new Marquette rankings, and to show the world the glory that is Cooley!A few days later? The vast anti-Cooley conspiracy has dropped my rep to -4The truth hurts. Harvard Law may have cool sweatshirts, but Cooley has Library Square Footage, baby! Size matters!
I have an announcement....while all the anti-Cooley h8ters on this board have dropped my ranking 14 points in a few days, the new, revised, Cooley Reputation Rankings have been released!Compare:Loki13 reputation according to lsd.org: -4Loki13 reputation according to Cooley Ranking System: +982That settles it! My reputation pwns all of you! Not even a cooley h8ters like Brewha can defame me now. In the interest of disclosure, the following variables went into my Cooley ranking:1. Amount of time I spend aggravating people with bad Ron Jeremy avatars.2. Number of times I invoke modern 3rd amendment jurisprudence when I get into arguments with fellow posters.3. Percentage of minority opinions that I have.4. Brain-wattage/argumentativeness ratio.5. Number of law school supplements purchased and never read.6. Total square footage of my desk.7. Successful bowl movements to number of times I had to employ a long-arm statute to get toilet paper in the law school library.8. Number of times I said, "That's lex loci delicious!" when choosing my food in the cafeteria.To reiterate, there is some element of subjectivity in the Cooley Reputation system, as there is in any reputation system, and I urge all viewers of my posts to determine my reputation based upon the criteria you believe best encapsulate my uselessness to you.