Personally, I think this UMich grad should join George Allen Ward (Ward v. Arm & Hammer, for an HTML verison of case go to Rutgers WebSite
or Westlaw 341 F.Supp.2d 499.
Together, they could become the litigation form of Pro Se & Pro Se, P.A.
Their motto- no claim is to outrageous to handle! Mr. Law Grad could handle the outside work and Mr. Ward would handle the, um, inside work.
Remember- crack may be wack, but law school is for dopes.