Stanford? Never heard of it.
Of course you haven't. Not quite your caliber, so don't worry your pretty head over it.
A. You don't know the first thing about my caliber, but your unsolicited evaluation of my capabilities is welcome as always.
B. Anyone actually at HYS would never make a smartass crack like this. I would think they would have little interest in assessing the 'caliber' of others. On the other hand, as long as it brought YOU a little comfort, I guess it served its purpose.
In the immortal words of Scarface, "Real gangsta ass n-word don't flex nuts, cuz real gangsta ass n-word know they got 'em."
So flex away.