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LoverOfWomen

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Re: Chuck Norris!
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2006, 02:04:31 PM »
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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Re: Chuck Norris!
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2006, 04:50:57 PM »
chuck norris invented the wheel.

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Re: Chuck Norris!
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2006, 05:05:09 PM »
stop talking about me

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Re: Chuck Norris!
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2006, 06:11:04 PM »
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris!
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2006, 12:19:25 AM »
When Chuck Norris does math, the numbers cry.

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Re: Chuck Norris!
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2006, 05:27:32 PM »
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
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Re: Chuck Norris!
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2006, 08:03:29 AM »
Chuck Norris can drive drunk.

The roads rearrange themselves for him.

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Re: Chuck Norris!
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2006, 09:30:13 PM »
As a pioneering force in martial arts, television and film, Chuck Norris can only improve productivity by outsourcing every 15th roundhouse to a specialized firm in Southern India.

Investors rejoice... And Chuck Norris hits them with a flying crane

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Re: Chuck Norris!
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2006, 08:53:48 AM »
Chuck Norris has sex with men- not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women to have sex with. :-\ :'(
Are your maladjusted, antisocial tendencies a product of your berserk pituitary gland?

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Re: Chuck Norris!
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2006, 01:38:56 AM »
As a pioneering force in martial arts, television and film, Chuck Norris can only improve productivity by outsourcing every 15th roundhouse to a specialized firm in Southern India.

Investors rejoice... And Chuck Norris hits them with a flying crane


hahahahah, this one is great.



Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
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