This following is a true story.
When I was 16 I worked at Taco Bell in McKinney, TX, a suburb about 40 minutes north of Dallas. One day the phone rang and when I picked it up:
"Hi, this is Chuck Norris. We're filming Walker Texas Ranger nearby and I need to order 500 tacos for my crew."
It was really him. So we spent the next 2 hours frantically whipping out 500 tacos. It was my job to supervise the production, count the tacos, and keep them stored in heat cabinets until the producer arrived to pick them up. The producer came and I supervised the loading of dozens and dozens of boxes of tacos into his SUV. About two minutes after he pulled out of the parking lot I opened another heat cabinet and realized we had forgotten to give him 100 tacos. Knowing that we surely faced imminent death if Chuck Norris found out about my costly mistake, my friend Luis loaded the tacos into his car and drove to some spot near McKinney where a friend of a friend had told him they filmed the show. He found the place and delivered the tacos before Chuck Norris even knew what had happened, and we're all still alive today. I thought I had gotten away with my mistake, but then one morning the next week....
I looked down in the shower and saw a huge tatoo of Chuck Norris' glaring face taking up my entire chest. The tatoo was captioned: "I know what you did and I'll be watching you." My mom took me to the hospital to have the tatoo remvoed by laser surgery, but when the laser hit the tatoo the beam melted along with the entire machine. I still have the tatoo to this day.
P.S. The first part of this story is actually true. Chuck sounds like a really nice guy on the phone.