the guy/girl who always prefaces socratic response with..."I didn't really understand but..." or "I think the majority said..."Have some freakin confidence.
9. The one who definitely has lice
The 25 year old girl who is dating a 60 year old professor from her undergrad and shares full-screen half-naked pictures of him with unlucky seat neighbors as well as everbody sitting behind her.
JESUS! Why are you so mean? I understand what bothers you, but really, I think the problem is with you. Nothing like what you described should produce a person to vomit up such vitriol.
1) the prototypical run of the mill 143 pound white boy with brown hair, glasses, and polo shirt who has yet to lift any one object that happens to weigh more than 20 pounds [yep, he uses a roller bag for his textbooks]2) the uppity prada-toting sorority girl who refuses to come to class in anything that fetches less than an aggregate 500 dollars at the nearest retailer3) the gunner social hermaphodites who often and frequently find themselves in awkward situations both in the elevators and the hallways and have no choice but to fill the resulting social void by with high minded discussion of the merits of penoyer v. neff - even though the case was covered last semester4) angry black