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Best Professor Lines This Year

Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #60 on: October 27, 2005, 04:18:13 PM »
A highly-regarded Civ Pro Professor:  "I can have sex.... with my duck..... while on Heroin.... Because that is LIBERTY!"


Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #61 on: November 03, 2005, 07:52:39 PM »
As class was cancelled on Tuesday, my Civ Pro professor had 4 Hours of class today (9-11 and then 1:20-3:20). 2 Hours of that class is absolute torture.  Anyway, the professor began the class with this song:

http://fairjudiciary.com/cfj_contents/multimedia/Judge_Song.mp3

Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #62 on: November 03, 2005, 10:23:40 PM »
Torts professor, regarding a case about glaucoma testing:

"Well, just sit me down and tickle my eye!"

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #63 on: November 04, 2005, 01:35:39 AM »
A highly-regarded Civ Pro Professor:  "I can have sex.... with my duck..... while on Heroin.... Because that is LIBERTY!"



sounds like you have a bad professor.  last i checked, all those things were illegal.

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #64 on: November 04, 2005, 04:07:38 AM »
Property Professor, "Wisen up or the guy sitting next to you is going to adversely possess your girlfriend."

Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #65 on: November 04, 2005, 07:51:42 PM »
"sounds like you have a bad professor.  last i checked, all those things were illegal."

Wow. Perhaps I should've put it into context, but I thought it wasn't really necessary.  However, thanks for pointing out the obvious.

Jeez...lighten up.

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #66 on: November 04, 2005, 08:35:16 PM »
A highly-regarded Civ Pro Professor:  "I can have sex.... with my duck..... while on Heroin.... Because that is LIBERTY!"



sounds like you have a bad professor.  last i checked, all those things were illegal.

looks like ur still ugly

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #67 on: November 05, 2005, 04:41:31 PM »
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Actually, you should read your novel in the library each night, and make everyone else think you've done so much work that you don't need to study anymore.  Making your classmates panic would be very underhanded and mean...I'd do it.

How about making it appear like you are touching yourself?! Is this not a better way to make your classmates and pros panic?! It means you've already finished up your work and now don't know what else to do but touch yourself!

Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #68 on: November 06, 2005, 04:02:25 AM »
---all from same prof---some are better than others and make less sense out of context---

ďSo you canít write your name and you suck up to the teacher.Ē

ďI donít think I answered the question that was asked, but I donít c

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #69 on: November 06, 2005, 07:44:42 PM »
Prof Civ Pro: "I can see you've all lost the will to live."  Variations include "Seeing as I've lost the will to live, that's enough for today."