Crim Law discussion on rape:Rape is complete upon penetration, no matter how slight...and we aren't talking about the size of his winkie!!!
I love this guy.All from the same class:"One year I said I'd give an extra point to anybody who could work 'bastard' into their essay on the final exam. Never in my life have I seen more profanity.""You're going to make a great lawyer. You know why? You just talked to me for what? Five minutes? And you said absolutely nothing. Did you read this case?"[After he caught some putz trying to take his picture with a camera phone]"What are you doing, you jackass?! This is like Vegas, baby! What you see in here STAYS IN HERE!!! You want a picture? Take a picture of this!!!! [Flips him off]"