Same prof for all quotes. He is infamous for these types of quotes, so notetaking in class is fun. I absolutely adore him, but he tends to get off task a lot.
"An advantage to Alzheimer's is that every day is a new world."
"I’m prostituting myself; wasting my time talking to you people."
"No, the guy who died already lost his case."
"…and these weren’t idiots or immigrants or anything."
"Sometimes I get frustrated and wish I lived in Stalin’s Russia."
"It never occurred to people 40 years ago to be concerned whether the professor respects the students… I can understand the mafia being concerned about respect, but come on!"
[in response to class not knowing something] "You don’t have to be very bright to get along in life, do you?"
"Gas attendants are like monks who pray for the souls of all of us… we pay them and they smell the vapors all day so we don’t have to."
"We can all think of people who the world would be better off if they would just sit at home and watch tv."
[to a female student (wearing a sun dress) after she volunteered to get a book from the library] "You’re irresistible; they’ll never be able to say no to that."
"If you were in World War I, you were as fungible as a pencil."
[upon hearing construction noise] "The only way to end it is to kill yourself."