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Best Professor Lines This Year
« on: September 29, 2005, 10:57:51 PM »
In a very mean, hard tone: "Congradulations Mr. Smith, you have made everyone in here a little dumber with that answer." The professor then said "I believe that line is from 'Billy Madison,' but basically you're wrong!" The guy is hiliarious! Very condesending, makes ya stand up the whole time when "you're up," but doesn't make you suffer - if you're wrong, he'll say it....then gives the correct answer and moves on.
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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2005, 11:53:39 PM »


- We contract professors are like surfers, and I caught a big wave talking about the UCC

- If they didnít investigate they would be up *&^%ís creek quicker than you could whistle dixie. (on Mobil Coal)

 My contracts prof last year. He had some good ones. Can't remember most unfortunately (It was a stressful time or something).

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2005, 12:14:48 AM »
"I'm a medical prostitute."
"Backwards is the sentence that I write."
"The statute wasn't to keep the sheep shipped, it was to keep the shipped sheep ship shape!"

That's one class today.

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2005, 01:32:17 AM »
My brilliant property professor:

"Yes, indeed, when you die you become a piece of personal property!"

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2005, 10:50:53 AM »
How about this one...

One of my classmates talks very soft and our prof aksed her a questions.  She responded and he replied, "Oh excuse me, are you speaking aloud?"

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2005, 12:22:56 PM »
A classmate said, "Are you sure about that?" to the professor.

He responded by saying, "Well, maybe. I could ask the professor. I'm right here."

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2005, 01:10:57 PM »
last year - constitutional law

Prof: please explain the signifance that Casey has on Roe v. Wade
Student1: (says a very wrong answer)
Prof: hmmm, ok, what about you (points to the student next to student1)
Student2: well...(says the right answer)
Prof: (says to student1) Get used to student2 helping you out. In 3 years, you will be paying them $200/hr to be your lawyer.

The whole class got silent. This was by far the worst I've seen a Prof. insult a student.
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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2005, 01:51:33 PM »
Jesus man, what school is that, if I may ask?

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2005, 02:25:39 PM »
"The earth is round....or at least we think it is"

"There is no such thing as property"

"Law school is not about the law per se"

"I think I know what you mean, and if it makes sense, then you are right"

"You can disregard some of my comments"
"Never stole a horse from someone I didn't like"

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Re: Best Professor Lines This Year
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2005, 05:31:58 PM »
(after a student explained why he agreed with the dissent in crim law)
Prof: You should be a insurance salesman, or maybe a realtor.  They don't do a damn thing.
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