Congratulations, you are now a republican... Things aint so bad on this side, food's great, beds are warm and guns are cheap. All you have to do is to make your genitals believe you are a democrat, and it will all be fine... Plus, us conservatives are more intriguing and amazing lovers... hippies are wussies.
Quote from: SymphonyOfDreams on May 18, 2006, 12:51:41 PMCongratulations, you are now a republican... Things aint so bad on this side, food's great, beds are warm and guns are cheap. All you have to do is to make your genitals believe you are a democrat, and it will all be fine... Plus, us conservatives are more intriguing and amazing lovers... hippies are wussies. smells like patchouli
As a whole, Republicans are better in bed:New 'Primetime Live' Sex Survey Reveals That More Republicans (56 Percent) Are Very Satisfied With Their Sex Lives Than Democrats (47 Percent).Of those involved in a committed relationship, who are very satisfied with their relationship?Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percentWho is very satisfied with their sex life?Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percentThe poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percentWhen asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.The survey results are that more men identify themselves as Republicans and men are more likely to say they are sexually satisfied and enjoy sex "a great deal."The American Sex Lives 2004 survey was conducted by telephone August 2-9, 2004, among a random, anonymous, national sample of adults 18-99 years old. The results have a 2.5-point error margin for all respondents; as in any poll, sampling error is higher for subgroups.Check out the web-page:http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=180291Take that, you hippies
Quote from: theprocrastinator on June 27, 2006, 06:53:54 AMIt was supposed to be funny, but I guess I got a little too carried awayparts were, no doubt, but for anything that long you should probably supplement them with cliffnotes next time. this way, people actually take the time to read/understand what you're saying.
It was supposed to be funny, but I guess I got a little too carried away
My idealism makes me lean towards anarcho-syndicalism (bit of a class warrior). My pragmatism makes me lean towards the Democrats (out of moral necessity). I don't smell of patchouli, I look like a Young Republican, and I shag like a cornered badger.Where's the G-d**mn column for me?...stupid narrow sex studies.
Hey crazymofo - I completely identify with what you're going through. I was completely excited about coming to law school. I've always been pretty laid-back and able to take stress in stride. By now, I'm a frazzled neurotic capable of going from zero to female dog in about three seconds. It's hard for me to break out of the law, because I'm consumed by it. I find myself identifying less and less with my "non-law" friends...and those lovely other students who attend law school with me are people I'd really rather not be around outside of class. Television doesn't interest me. I think I'm slowly becoming "the crazy lady next door who talks to her cats."