My student and an uncomfortable situation...

[Bradzwest Returns]

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[giraffe205]

Is this an excerpt from Penthouse or just wishful thinking on your part?

[Trancer]

I think hes making light of the situation with the girl and her professor.

[wkirby]

I think hes making light of the situation with the girl and her professor.

Wow!  What a brilliant deduction!  You must be on the fast track to the top of your class!

Cheers,
Will

[Trancer]

Would it surprise you to say that maybe I am... I wont find out for another couple of months but youll be my first Private Message... KAY?!

[dkast]

Exceptional penthouse forum post 

[wkirby]

Would it surprise you to say that maybe I am... I wont find out for another couple of months but youll be my first Private Message... KAY?!

Not to be harsh, but I'd be shocked if you were anywhere near the top 50% of your class.  From the few posts that I do read on here, I always seem to come across the stupidest questions from you.  Okay, maybe I'm getting harsh, but are you "that guy" in class who seems to never truly "get it"?  You remind me of the guy in my property class, who after a long discussion of adverse possession asked if you can charge back rent to people who adversely possess your land.  People like you make me want to personally call U.S. News and have theme lower my school’s ranking. 

[Trancer]

lol, believe what you wish... frankly im surprised that you found your way into law school at all... you are making an assumption about my intelligence and capacity for success in law school from the content of posts i make on a messageboard... take a step back, use your intuition, and ask yourself, "was my conclusion a logical one?"... if you find it was a logical one grab a quarter and call your mommy and tell her theres serious doubt of you becomming a lawyer...

[The Master]

Funny!

Dear Penthouse- Things like this only happen in movies and pornos...but this truly happened to me!

Not to brag, but I have a very large....syllabus.  I'm constantly aware of the stares from the classroom.  My desires are are mine privately, I write them in my HORNBOOK.  There is this one student who pushes my limits....She's staring at me in class all the time...raising her hand just begging for it.  We are one as I question her firmly...prodding yet slipping in......hypos.  I know we shouldn't, but that's what makes it so nasty (did I mention her twin sister and the pillow fights?).  BLAH BLAH BLAH SWEATING PULSING BARKING LIKE A DOG ETC.  I never thought it would happen to me.  It was the best experience of my life!

Name Withheld upon request

[wkirby]

lol, believe what you wish... frankly im surprised that you found your way into law school at all... you are making an assumption about my intelligence and capacity for success in law school from the content of posts i make on a messageboard... take a step back, use your intuition, and ask yourself, "was my conclusion a logical one?"... if you find it was a logical one grab a quarter and call your mommy and tell her theres serious doubt of you becomming a lawyer...

Well it shouldn't be too surprising - I don't have to ask how people balance social life and law school.  Seriously, in another post you asked if its possible to balance social life with school life.  Really, are you that much of a loser to have to ask a question like that?  Do you even have a social life that would be in conflict with your school life? 

"take a step back, use your intuition, and ask yourself, "was my conclusion a logical one?"... if you find it was a logical one grab a quarter and call your mommy and tell her theres serious doubt of you becomming a lawyer..."

Wow!  What a great insult!  Not only do you further my point that you're probably an idiot, but you solidify yourself as the biggest feminine hygiene product on this message board.  Congrats!  Maybe you should "grab a quarter and call your mommy and tell her theres serious doubt of you becomming a lawyer..."

Cheers!